4 TIPS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH A BLOGGER GIRLFRIEND
1. Have patience: Hanging out with a blogger sometimes means that time needs to be “frozen” for the perfect shot. This particularly is a test when food has arrived to a table and you are very hungry. You can not start your food before the perfect shot was taken and this can take a few tests and a few minutes, ( minutes that seem like hours for hungry men ) but my advice is.. just give her the time, it is not worth the battle, sometimes it actually means a free meal if the restaurant is clever enough to recognize the marketing value ; )
2. Learn to take a photo: You don’t have to be a Mario Testino but it does help to pick up some tips and tricks about the basic needs and rules of photography. At one point in your relationship you will be asked to take the picture and you better come prepared.
3. Understand woman issues: Dating a blogger has many highs and perks but there are also a few things you need to understand with regards to “normal” woman issues. The following words need to be multiplied by 10 with regards to a blogger, I suggest to take cover or find shelter when the following occurs, you can for instance create a secret part in your house where you can hide when:
– she has a bad hair day ( just leave her for 8 hours to let it cool off, dont try to “fix it” it will only get worse )
– pimples or any facial issues ( see “bad hair day” )
– running out of battery mid shoot ( this one is possible lethal.. I suggest to ALWAYS carry a spare battery, or two)
– any type of computer issues, don’t try to help if you are not a 1000% sure you know how to fix it because before you know it it is “your fault”.
– WIFI problems, JUST RUN AWAY… I REPEAT… RUN… GRAB YOUR THINGS… RUN.
4. They have “nothing to wear”: This is a common “blogger” problem, although they have 3000 items in their closet she claims to have nothing to wear, if your blogger girlfriend says she has enough clothes WORRY ABOUT HER MENTAL HEALTH, something is wrong.
But seriously if you can tackle all these issues you do have the best possible girlfriend you can wish for, always up to par with the latest trends, always receiving great upgrades and perks, free hotels and lots of gadgets and someone you can follow around the world without a boring day.